Honorable Mention
Joel Guagliano
The “I’m Not Shaving Until I Go Back to Work”
Apparently Joel Guagliano’s razor went on strike as soon as the governor’s stay-at-home order began, and those are some prolific follicles. Who is that masked man? Friends and family “think I look like a crazy college professor!” he says. Which makes it tempting to keep it going. But alas, duty calls and the beard likely must bid adieu as we enter Phase 2 of reopening. “I’ll have to shave it,” he says. Sigh.