Honorable Mention
Jose Herrera
The “Not Ready for Spring Training”
Opening day came and went, and Jose Herrera was crestfallen. So to honor the 2019 World Series Champion Washington Nationals, he put down the trimmers and—dare we say?— now looks like a guy who could easily sneak into the dugout and blend right in. “My parents want it gone, but my wife is starting to like it,” he says. Will he shave? Superstition of course dictates that this high-stakes decision could make or break the return of baseball before the end of summer. We’re counting on you to make the right choice, Jose.